potato.

you think that at first mr potato head was exactly that...
a bag of things, and you where expected to buy your own potato?
or was there like a premium potato head, one that included the potato...
and when did it change from an actual potato to a plastic one.
and why did you have to keep putting things into its butt? why couldnt it be the back of his head, or his back.. why was it his butt?

how many millions of coiled up slinkys are there just filling trash dumps?
seems everyone could get a slinky, but they never worked just right and eventually they got tangled and goodbye slinky.
did anyone ever have the right sized stairs for this thing?
best i ever got was 5 steps and thats cause i had to almost launch the thing.

"as i get older the filter between my conscious and subconscious seems to be getting less and less selective."